#IveNeverVotedTory before, and despite Gordon’s comment, I’m still not going to.

#WeveNeverVotedTory before; we have people to do that for us.

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#ToBeHonest, I’m still sceptical.

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#IveNeverVotedTory before, but Mr Flibble says I have to.

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#YouveNeverVotedTory? Get out of my carriage, you’re a different type of people…

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#IveNeverVotedTory before, but swearing in pop music has broken Britain

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#IveNeverTravelled in standard class before, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to start mixing with the plebs now.

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#IveNeverVotedTory before, but being a single parent is a lifestyle choice, and it deserves to be punished.

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#IveNeverVotedTory before, but the man hiding in the voting booth had a gun.

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#IveNeverVotedTory before, but my husband wants to hunt foxes

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